Slow Cooking for 2 (years)
-Let the tap water run as hot as it can for 12 months.
-Meanwhile, chop 1 onion in six months.
-When the water is hot, fill up your favorite soup bowl. (one month)
-Drop in onions, salt and pepper. Stir for one month.
-Let the onion, salt and pepper mingle for two months.
-Dust carefully with curry powder, add one teaspoon of olive oil. (one month)
-If you have more than 3 weeks left, add garlic powder. Stir for 2 days.
Tough to pull off, but easy to bite into, this tasty treat is tops.
5-9 yaks, white bread, loaf
Lay a yak on its back on a slice of white bread. Add a pickle and eat before going to bed.
OH! SQUIRT MUSTARD ON THICKLY FROM HOOFS TO THE HEAD AS WELL!
Mike Topp is the author of Sasquatch Stories and other books like Shorts Are Wrong.