David NeSmith

Genius With No Effort

Like my friend Tania Boyadjieva,
I am a Genius with all the atoms that I have and own.

Why, do you ask?

Because I can solve any equation.

Math, Physics, both Astro- and Quantum-
Science, both Computer- and Food-

Here's the secret...

I just plug zeroes in where the letters are.

Take E=MC squared

if you make E, Energy
equal to zero
Zero Energy

m, Mass, Zero...
nothing there

c, Speed of Light,
zero squared
is zero


Done. Solved.

You are welcome.

But guess how many Doctorates I have for figuring that one out?


David NeSmith is usually just a musician and cartoonist but lately he has been working on a book of poems about Nothing. That is, the concept of Nothing. He has been in the bands Sleepytime Trio, Rah Bras, Men's Recovery Project, Bats & Mice and Sweatpants. Publishing Genius published his first book of cartoons in 2007. He has a very smart and pretty wife and two kittens. The boy kitten likes to step all over his
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