This whole town smells like beef. It smells like a thousand cows accidentally stepped into a thousand barbecue pits at once and it started raining sauce. The mayor has left because he is too hungry. He left a note and the note says coleslaw.
Russ Woods once saw a gang fight on his commute home. He has been published in New Wave Vomit, Dinosaur Bees and Pangur Ban Party and has work forthcoming in LIES/ISLE. He co-edits Red Lightbulbs with Meghan Lamb. He recently lied about his favorite movie to the Mayor of Homewood, Illinois on television. His first chapbook, Welcome to Introduction pt. 1, is forthcoming from NAP books.