SUNDAY, MARCH 7, 2010
Thought of the Day: It's okay to stare at a dog's dick.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2010
From John Lurie we learn that just south of Madagascar there's a small, tiny little town where the people are made of rubber.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2010
I used to be ashamed of my striped face.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2010
A clown tied me up and started threatening me. I had to laugh.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2011
I love Alfred Hitchcock's movie "Angry Birds."
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23, 2011
FRIEND ME, YOU MAGGOTS.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
Latest episode of GLEE made me laugh. But overall I was less engaged than usual. Maybe just a mood (had leg amputated over weekend).
FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 2011
I was an early proponent of the “Clean Sanchez.”
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 2011
If you fall off your horse, get right back in your car. I mean, come on. Enough with the horse already.
FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2011
What this country needs is a good five-cent space program.
SATURDAY, APRIL 16, 2011
Chicken fingers again. Trouble finding gloves that fit.
FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 2011
Submissive? You tell me.
SATURDAY, APRIL 23, 2011
Added buying a pail to my bucket list.
Mike Topp was born in Washington, D.C. He is currently living in New York City unless he has died or moved.
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