I miss Toledo. I don’t think Vespa scooters are sexy.
Do you mind hearing it again? I just don’t.
During commercials, forget what I’m watching. Jersey Shore:
I feel superior. Golden Girls: I feel empowered, rapt & unmoving.
A slow talker says, “Where are the bodegas? In Brooklyn
you can go to a bodega and get a Snapple.” Indisputable
& at the flea market you can buy milkman receipts from 1907
& personal correspondence. The din in my museum
overpowers what’s outside the window—it’s old noise, vintage.
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Trend: shower stall sex Trend: sometimes recycling batteries
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