A bird at the grocery store fed me hummus and beans at the same time.
I knew better than to accept food from a bird.
I learned that somewhere.
The bird was on the top shelf, a good distance away from the meats.
It’s where you would expect to find a bird in a grocery environment.
Either there or by the sad bags of frozen vegetables.
I told the bird I was going to yell at it.
It fake laughed.
I fake laughed to cancel it out then crazily snuck into another aisle.
There were cans there.
Boast Choan is a writer in Salt Lake City. He is the author of Darwin and Jonathan - Sea Ocean VI: The Time Is Right and has a blog.