**Genius With No Effort**

Like my friend Tania Boyadjieva,

I am a Genius with all the atoms that I have and own.

Why, do you ask?

Because I can solve any equation.

Math, Physics, both Astro- and Quantum-

Science, both Computer- and Food-

Here's the secret...

I just plug zeroes in where the letters are.

Take E=MC squared

if you make E, Energy

equal to zero

Zero Energy

m, Mass, Zero...

nothing there

c, Speed of Light,

squared

zero squared

is zero

0=0

Done. Solved.

You are welcome.

But guess how many Doctorates I have for figuring that one out?

Yep.

David NeSmith is usually just a musician and cartoonist but lately he has been working on a book of poems about Nothing. That is, the concept of Nothing. He has been in the bands Sleepytime Trio, Rah Bras, Men's Recovery Project, Bats & Mice and Sweatpants. Publishing Genius published his first book of cartoons in 2007. He has a very smart and pretty wife and two kittens. The boy kitten likes to step all over his

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